Does the act of cutting up a pizza vex you to no end? Do you find yourself with numerous nicks and cuts on your palms because you constantly use the wrong end of a pizza cutter to slice pies? Lucky for you, there's pizza scissors. The manufacterer claims the $20 shears-and-spatula design won't damage plates or trays like a pizza wheel or knife would, but we think if that's the main reason you purchase one of these, you probably have bigger issues on your plate than a few dinged pieces of china. [SkyMall via Random Good Stuff]
The more I look at these scissors the more they appeal to me, and I have no idea why.
I am pretty sure they would look great jammed in the drawer with all the other useless, but cool gadgets that I never use, like the tea bag squeezer and that egg separator that keeps getting caught on my Ginzu knife.