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Good morning, everyone. Fancy waking up to some delicious, sizzling bacon?

Sometimes, the fleshy animal goodness we consume reminds us that it’s just that—animal body parts. And sometimes, it reminds us by having a nipple still attached.

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Urban Dictionary designates “nipple bacon” as a sex act, but that’s not real nipple bacon. Real nipple bacon is exactly what it sounds like: a fucking nipple on a piece of bacon.

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And, as an ill-advised Google search proved, it’s everywhere! Well, everywhere on Reddit, at least.

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“I’m not sure where to post this,” wrote one concerned Reddit user. “Did I just find a nipple in my bacon?”

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I’d still eat it, though.

H/T Matt Novak, you sick fuck

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