Die Arzte: Cpt. Metal

In a world overrun by bubblegum pop and easy listening, where all hope for head-banging seems lost, there's only one man that can save us: Captain Metal, the arpeggio-spewing, poser-crushing, Flying V-riding dark lord of Rock. Together with his legion of chicken minions and arsenal of Gibson rockets, Celine Dion doesn't stand a chance.

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This awesome animated music video by the German punk rock trio Die Arzte (The Doctors) was directed by LWZ. Cpt. Metal is off of the band's 2012 album, Auch, which is available from Amazon Germany and the Die Arzte website

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ChristophDeussen
Christoph Deussen

I have to say, that this band never failed to surprise or touch me, even after 15 studio albums. I kid you not, I now almost every song by heart.

I'm a huge fan And I feel the obligation to post an English translation:

Batman, Hulk, and Spider (meaning Spiderman) you are worn-out.

Your time has run out, it is the beginning of a new era.

Superman takes the Green Lantern with him

give the Punisher a shout, so that he gets lost.

You failed miserably in the fight against Rhianna

Britney Spears, Celine Dion are superior to you.

The Black Eyed Peas are being played everywhere, every day.

Only one lone Superhero still fights against it.

Cpt. METAL

If you call him he comes right away.

Cpt. METAL

With 66000 Phon

Cpt. METAL

But Phon is now dB

Cpt. METAL

The one man metal army

How many times have you asked yourself,

Why does your radio sound like a live connection to the supermarket

You hear Mariah carey and you feel the hate,

just call Cat. METAL you can still trust him.

Don't ask me who he is, I already explained

just some seconds ago in the chorus.

I guess you didn't pay attention there.

Hence here once again very slow so you can —>the next word is a pun put together from taking notes and headbanging so i will translate it with<— co-headbang

Cpt. METAL

His name says it all.

Cpt. METAL

Tougher then Jean-Claude Van Damme

Cpt. METAL

Zero Tolerance and no fair play

Cpt. METAL

The one man metal army

SOLO

Now look how they beg for their lives

They didn't expect Cpt Metal

Cpt. METAL

If you call him he comes right away.

Cpt. METAL

With 66000 Phon

Cpt. METAL

But Phon is now dB

Cpt. METAL

The one man metal army

One fun fact, that illustrates the state of mind of this band. The album is called "AUCH", meaning ALSO or TOO in German. They did this so when you have posters about upcoming releases you have one poster saying BEST ALBUM EVER FEATURING 123 NEW GROUNDBREAKING PROGRESSIVE-GRINDCORE-CROSSOVER SONGS you have the next poster saying: THE ÄRZTE AUCH.

Greeting from Germany

Christoph