On the plus side, the lyrics are a thing of great mellifluousness. Listen for this passage:

We learnt to accept six Doctors with companions at their side
When they were faced with danger they didn't run they didn't hide
There was the Brigadier and the Master and a canine computer
Each screaming girl just hoped that a Yeti wouldn't shoot her


Wow, the song actually name-drops the Yeti. You know what "Doctor in Distress?" I take it all back. You're okay in my book.