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HBO’s Westworld asks a lot of questions. Deep questions. Meaningful questions that challenge... something. What is the nature of reality? How much do our surroundings change who we truly are? Is humanity just a construct? Does anyone seriously have time to watch this moody, plodding nonsense?


Without further ado, here are all the answers provided by The Show Where They Fuck The Robots: