This is the first time in my life that a table has invoked feelings of carnal attraction from deep within my loins. With a simple 30-degree rotation, the Fletcher Capstan Table expands by 73%, growing from a capacity of 6 to 12 people in seconds. And...it just looks really cool doing it.
If Optimus Prime were built of 100% oak instead of that wussy metal of the future, this video would be a teaser for the new Michael Bay movie.
Now, if only it had a place for the lasers...No word on pricing, but we have a feeling they aren't sold at Target.