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Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master

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Today is a Great Day in America’s history: President Obama has revealed himself as a Jedi Master, playing with a lightsaber while making sounds like *swisssssh* and *swoooosh* with his mouth. The Star Wars Kid has been vindicated, at last.

The President got all en garderino with his lightsaber toy while presenting Chicago’s bid for the 2016 Olympic Games. Too bad he couldn’t use his Jedi mind powers with the anti-healthcare reform bigots. You know: “This is not the healthcare reform you want to fuck up. Now TFSU.” Yes, the country could have been a much better place if he actually were the real Mace Windu. [Huffington Post and Gawker—Thanks Debby]

http://gawker.com/5361101/the-empire-strikes-barack

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