Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master

Illustration for article titled Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master

Today is a Great Day in America's history: President Obama has revealed himself as a Jedi Master, playing with a lightsaber while making sounds like *swisssssh* and *swoooosh* with his mouth. The Star Wars Kid has been vindicated, at last.

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Illustration for article titled Galactic Truth Surfaces as President Obama Finally Reveals Himself as Jedi Master

The President got all en garderino with his lightsaber toy while presenting Chicago's bid for the 2016 Olympic Games. Too bad he couldn't use his Jedi mind powers with the anti-healthcare reform bigots. You know: "This is not the healthcare reform you want to fuck up. Now TFSU." Yes, the country could have been a much better place if he actually were the real Mace Windu. [Huffington Post and Gawker—Thanks Debby]

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Charles Hamilton

I see Jesus (and probably Chen too) still have their man crush on Obama. I oppose Obama care, and I resent being called a bigot. As for Obama, (or should we say Emperor Obama) his minions (ACORN, Van Jones) are dropping all over the place. The Force is not strong in this one.