I’m not sure what compels amateur Geppettos to construct infantilized incarnations of say, Lord Voldemort, but hey, the world is a weird place. Right now, somebody is eagerly filling their entire Netflix queue with every episode of Home Improvement. It’s happening, trust me.
https://gizmodo.com/baby-voldemort-toy-is-the-most-horrifying-thing-to-come-5822229
Similarly unfathomable instincts have spurred eBay dollmaker eyelovelucy to turn the original trilogy leads into pint-sized versions of themselves with poor bowel control. Baby Chewbacca is particularly bizarre-looking, but I suppose he’s no worse than Lumpy. I’ve also included the seller’s custom-made Spock and ET dolls, just in case you were having trouble not sleeping soundly at night.
You only have a few more hours to pick up your own infant Wookiee for (as of this morning) $200. Don’t let a bargain like this slip through your fingertips!
[Spotted on Technabob]
