Silicon makes it easy to wash the blood off.
Written by the guy who developed the language for the show—who's also a language consultant for Defiance and Dominion, and who worked on the alien language for Star-Crossed…sorry, I've just gotten distracted by how amazingly cool this dude's job is.
Be the best-accessorized hobbit in the shire.
Because you probably can't actually go there.
Because anyone who touches your coffee in the morning deserves to get their hand burned off.
Make sure you have enough red pencils.
Also comes in tank tops and sweatshirts, unfortunately does not come in armor.
Because we're still waiting on that Sabriel movie.