Gizmodo Super Bowl XLII Tech Commercial Awards

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Click to viewThis year was a pretty incredible Super Bowl (especially after last year when one Giz staffer's hometown Bears lost). And while the most exciting 30 seconds this year were definitely late in the fourth quarter, the commercials, as always, held their own competition to captivate the audience. Here are our favorite tech-oriented spots from the night, designated with some awards that we pretty much made up after polishing off a sixer.


Best Product Placement - Iron Man

The Iron Man movie looks better with every second we see. But did the product placement pass you by? Keep your eyes peeled in the garage scene—Iron Man drives a Tesla Roadster. It's a nice car...but the guy can fly.

Best Lost Cause - HD DVD

This lame commercial plugging "what you watch after the game" was tossed in at the last moment. It's not even worth watching again, but here it is anyway.

Best High Concept - Audi R8 (Old Luxury)

Taking a lesson from The Godfather, a man wakes with an old (Bentley?) front end in his bed. Blood has been replaced with oil, and our longing with the R8.

Audi R8 Luxury Sports Car Super Bowl Commercial Ad
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Best Laugh - (Clown Version Sequel)

The first baby stockbroker we met was kinda lame. But then we realized that the first ETrade commercial of the night was just a setup for a great payoff.
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Worst Punchline - Garmin

Little car, little military leader, little horse...and what about the GPS? Is it little or something?

Best Non-Commercial Commercial Moment - Football Terminated

You know that stupid Fox robo football player they've had for a few years as part of their graphics package? On three occasions, the Terminator came in and beat the shit out of him. And damn, it was fulfilling.

Strangest Cross Branding - Ford (regional commercial)

Ford pitches you a Fusion with a free use with Sync...a Microsoft product. And they use an iPod touch commercial style. Very weird. (And note: if this commercial existed before tonight, we're sorry. We use something called 'DVR' so we're a bit out of touch.)

Best Adolescent Humor - AMP Energy

There were sparking nipple clamps, I mean, c'mon.

Amp Energy
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Lowest Kick To Disney's Balls - (Follow Your Heart)

Singing crickets just don't have it as easy as they used to.

Career Builder Superbowl Commercial: Follow Your Heart
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Best Overall Commercial - FedEx Pigeons

The fisheye POV shot from the carrier pigeon's enhanced eyewear sealed the deal. But GPS and nightvision can only do so much when you're a pigeon.

Fedex Super Bowl Ad: Carrier Pigeons Bad Choice for Shipping
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Deadspin in Carbonite

@Franklin Comes Alive!: My super friends thought the same about the pandas. Commercials on the whole have been lame since Bud Bowl was taken off the air. It was awkward to watch commercials -brings back memories.