If you've seen our own Adam Frucci's hilarious review of the Fleshlight Sex in a Can, you know the deal. It's a fake beer can/rubbery vagina that you put your wang in. Well, now it has fangs...if that's your thing.


Having seen the horror film, Teeth, this thing freaks me the F out. But, if you've got a thing for True Blood or Twilight, then the Succu Dry is for you. It costs an extra $5 bucks compared to the usual "models". [Fleshlight via CrunchGear]

Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world's first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained!