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Helping Hands Condom Applicator Makes Me Shrivel Up in Fear

By Adam Frucci Published September 1, 2009, 3:40 pm ET

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Click to viewHave trouble fumbling with slippery condoms in the heat of the moment? If faced with the choice, I’d choose practicing before using the Helping Hands Condom Applicator. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go cry a little. [CollegeHumor]

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