We already knew that Disney was using all of its megacorp might to bring an absurd amount of archival content to launch its new streaming service with. Now, we finally know just what will be arriving day one, and hoo boy, folks: it’s a lot.
Seriously. This morning the official Disney+ Twitter account dropped a brief trailer highlighting just some of the films and TV that will be available—not just new and original content like The Mandalorian, but the vast library of series and films from the company’s near-century’s worth of old material.
It. Is. Time. From Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs to The Mandalorian, check out basically everything coming to #DisneyPlus in the U.S. on November 12.
Pre-order in the U.S. at https://t.co/wJig4STf4P today: https://t.co/tlWvp23gLF pic.twitter.com/0q3PTuaDWT
— Disney+ (@DisneyPlus) October 14, 2019
Then, the account went completely, absolutely, entirely insane.
In what has to be one of the longest threads—if not the longest thread—ever made on Twitter, over the course of several hours the Disney+ account proceeded to tweet, in chronological release order, every single movie, documentary, and TV series that will be available as part of the launch line up. It is dense. It is deep.
https://gizmodo.com/why-disney-freaks-me-out-about-the-future-of-streaming-1834762436
Some of it we already knew. Half of the titles available don’t seem like they’re actually real things, and we’re just witness to a truly inconceivable level of trolling. It’s a horrifyingly damning statement about the sheer depth of content that Disney owns in its vaults.
And so, without further ado, here is everything you’ll be able to watch on Day One of Disney+:
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Pinocchio
Swiss Family Robinson
Fantasia
The Reluctant Dragon
Dumbo
Bambi
Saludos Amigos
The Three Caballeros
Miracle on 34th Street
Fun and Fancy Free
Melody Time
The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Cinderella
Treasure Island
Alice in Wonderland
The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men
Peter Pan
The Living Desert
The Vanishing Prairie
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier
Lady and the Tramp
https://gizmodo.com/star-crossed-puppers-shine-in-the-adorable-first-traile-1837524365
The African Lion
Davy Crockett and the River Pirates
Secrets of Life
The Story of Perri
Old Yeller
White Wilderness
The Sign of Zorro
Sleeping Beauty
The Shaggy Dog
Darby O’Gill and the Little People
Journey to the Center of the Earth
Jungle Cat
Pollyanna
Swiss Family Robinson (1960)
101 Dalmatians
The Absent-Minded Professor
The Parent Trap
Greyfriars Bobby
Babes in Toyland
The Prince and the Pauper
Almost Angels
Sammy, the Way-Out Seal
The Incredible Journey
The Sword in the Stone
Mary Poppins
Emil and the Detectives
Those Calloways
The Sound of Music
That Darn Cat!
The Ugly Daschund
The Adventures of Bullwhip Griffin
The Jungle Book
Blackbeard’s Ghost
The Love Bug
The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
The Aristocats
The Barefoot Executive
The Million Dollar Duck
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Justin Morgan Had a Horse
The Biscuit Eater
Snowball Express
Robin Hood
Herbie Rides Again
The Bears and I
The Castaway Cowboy
The Strongest Man in the World
Escape to Witch Mountain
The Apple Dumpling Gang
Gus
Treasure of Matecumbe
The Shaggy D.A.
Freaky Friday
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Star Wars: A New Hope
The Rescuers
Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo
Pete’s Dragon
Candleshoe
Return from Witch Mountain
The Cat from Outer Space
The Muppet Movie
The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again
Unidentified Flying Oddball
Spider-Woman
The Black Hole
Sultan and the Rock Star
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
https://gizmodo.com/how-the-empire-strikes-back-helped-shape-the-look-of-th-1837516288
Herbie Goes Bananas
The Ghosts of Buxley Hall
Amy
The Great Muppet Caper
The Fox and the Hound
Spider-Man (TV Series, 1981)
Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends
TRON
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Return to Oz
The Black Cauldron
Adventures of the Gummi Bears
The Journey of Natty Gann
One Magic Christmas
Mr. Boogedy
Fuzzbucket
Casebusters
The Great Mouse Detective
Flight of the Navigator
The Christmas Star
Benji the Hunted
Ducktales
Three Men and a Baby
The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Willow
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Oliver and Company
Chip ‘n’ Dale: Rescue Rangers
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Turner & Hooch
Cheetah
The Little Mermaid
https://gizmodo.com/a-live-action-little-mermaid-is-coming-no-another-on-1836976555
The Simpsons
Ducktales: The Movie—Treasure of the Lost Lamp
TaleSpin
The Rescuers Down Under
Three Men and a Little Lady
White Fang
Shipwrecked
The Rocketeer
Darkwing Duck
Beauty and the Beast
Newsies
Sister Act
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid
Goof Troop
The Little Mermaid (TV Series)
X-Men: The Animated Series
Aladdin
The Muppet Christmas Carol
The Adventures of Huck Finn
The Sandlot
Life with Mikey
Rookie of the Year
Bonkers
Boy Meets World
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Three Musketeers
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
Iron Will
Blank Check
Thumbelina
The Return of Jafar
The Lion King
https://gizmodo.com/the-lion-king-has-edged-out-frozen-as-the-highest-gross-1837148708
Camp Nowhere
Iron Man (TV Series)
Fantastic Four
Gargoyles
The Santa Clause
Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1994)
Heavyweights
Tall Tale: The Unbelievable Adventure
A Goofy Movie
While You Were Sleeping
Pocahontas
Operation Dumbo Drop
A Kid in King Arthur’s Court
Timon & Pumbaa
Frank and Ollie
Toy Story
Tom and Huck
Muppet Treasure Island
James and the Giant Peach
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Kazaam
Jack
Aladdin and the King of Thieves
First Kid
Quack Pack
The Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series
The Incredible Hulk: The Animated Series
101 Dalmatians (1996)
https://gizmodo.com/everything-we-learned-about-disneys-upcoming-movies-fr-1837539153
That Darn Cat (1997)
Jungle 2 Jungle
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves
Smart Guy
The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue
Hercules
Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin
Recess
Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
Flubber
Ruby Bridges
Silver Surfer
Beauty and the Beast: Belle’s Magical World
Meet the Deedles
Miracle at Midnight
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
Mulan
You Lucky Dog
The Parent Trap
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
Brink!
Hercules: The Animated Series
The Jungle Book: Mowgli’s Story
Out of the Box
The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride
Richie Rich’s Christmas Wish
I’ll Be Home For Christmas
A Bug’s Life
Mighty Joe Young
So Weird
Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
My Favorite Martian
Doug’s 1st Movie
10 Things I Hate About You
Can of Worms
The Thirteenth Year
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
https://gizmodo.com/a-generation-looks-back-at-20-years-of-star-wars-episod-1834653722
Smart House
Inspector Gadget
Johnny Tsunami
Genius
Spider-Man: Unlimited
Don’t Look Under the Bed
The Avengers: United They Stand
Annie
Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas
Horse Sense
Toy Story 2
Fantasia 2000
Up, Up and Away
The Color of Friendship
The Tigger Movie
An Extremely Goofy Movie
Whispers: An Elephant’s Tale
Alley Cats Strike!
Rip Girls
Miracle in Lane 2
Dinosaur
Stepsister From Planet Weird
Even Stevens
The Kid
Ready to Run
Quints
The Other Me
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
Remember the Titans
Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire
X-Men: Evolution
Phantom of the Megaplex
102 Dalmatians
The Ultimate Christmas Present
The Emperor’s New Groove
Zenon: The Zequel
Lizzie McGuire
The Book of Pooh
Recess: School’s Out
Motocrossed
Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp’s Adventure
The Luck of the Irish
Hounded
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
The Jennie Project
The Princess Diaries
Jumping Ship
The Poof Point
Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge
Monsters, Inc.
‘Twas the Night
Three Days
Snow Dogs
Double Teamed
Peter Pan: Return to Never Land
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
Cadet Kelly
The Huncback of Notre Dame II
Tru Confessions
The Rookie
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Kim Possible
Lilo & Stitch
https://gizmodo.com/lilo-stitch-will-be-the-next-live-action-disney-remak-1829498968
Get a Clue
Tarzan & Jane
The Country Bears
Gotta Kick It Up!
A Ring of Endless Light
The Scream Team
Tuck Everlasting
Santa Clause 2
Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year
Treasure Planet
You Wish!
That’s So Raven
101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s London Adventure
The Jungle Book 2
Inspector Gadget 2
Piglet’s Big Movie
Right on Track
The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Atlantis: Milo’s Return
Finding Nemo
The Even Stevens Movie
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off
Freaky Friday
The Cheetah Girls
Stitch! The Movie
Deep Blue
Lilo & Stitch: The Series
Brother Bear
Full-Court Miracle
The Haunted Mansion
https://gizmodo.com/dad-wins-halloween-by-building-a-working-replica-of-dis-1829498282
Recess: All Growed Down
Recess: Taking the 5th Grade
The Young Black Stallion
Pixel Perfect
Teacher’s Pet
Miracle
The Lion King 1½
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Winnie the Pooh: Springtime With Roo
Going to the Mat
Home on the Range
Sacred Planet
Zenon: Z3
Phil of the Future
America’s Heart and Soul
Stuck in the Suburbs
Tiger Cruise
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers
Empire of Dreams: The Story of the Star Wars Trilogy
Halloweentown High
The Incredibles
Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas
Now You See It…
Aliens of the Deep
Mulan II
Pooh’s Heffalump Movie
The Pacifier
Millions
Buffalo’s Dreams
Ice Princess
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody
Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama
How Dogs Got Their Shapes
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Go Figure
Herbie: Fully Loaded
Life is Ruff
Valiant
The Proud Family Movie
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch
The Greatest Game Ever Played
Little Einsteins
Twitches
Chicken Little
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Once Upon a Mattress
Kronk’s New Groove
High School Musical
Roving Mars
The Emperor’s New School
Bambi II
Eight Below
The Shaggy Dog (2006)
Cow Belles
Hannah Montana
The Wild
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Cars
Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
Leroy & Stitch
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Read It and Weep
The Replacements
Invincible
The Cheetah Girls 2
Brother Bear 2
Fantastic Four: World’s Greatest Heroes
https://gizmodo.com/heres-what-couldve-happened-in-an-x-men-vs-fantastic-f-1835336974
Handy Manny
Return to Halloweentown
Flicka
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
The Fox and the Hound 2
Jump In!
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time
Meet the Robinsons
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
My Friends Tigger & Pooh
Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board
The Secret of the Magic Gourd
Ratatouille
High School Musical 2
Phineas and Ferb
Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan
The Game Plan
Twitches Too
Wizards of Waverly Place
Dan in Real Life
Snowglobe
National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets
Minutemen
Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert
College Road Trip
Iron Man
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Stonehenge Decoded: Secrets Revealed
Camp Rock
Wall-E
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
The Cheetah Girls: One World
The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning
The Suite Life on Deck
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (TV Series)
https://gizmodo.com/apropos-of-nothing-at-all-heres-some-pictures-of-a-swe-1837285087
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Tinker Bell
Bolt
Iron Man: Armored Adventures
The Crimson Wing: Mystery of the Flamingos
Wolverine and the X-Men
Dadnapped
Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
Kingdom of the Blue Whale
Hannah Montana: The Movie
Hatching Pete
Jonas
Trail of the Panda
Easter Island Unsolved
Princess Protection Program
Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie
Bizarre Dinosaurs
Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
The Princess and the Frog
Skyrunners
Starstruck
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Waking Sleeping Beauty
Good Luck Charlie
Toy Story 3
Den Brother
Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam
Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Journey to Shark Eden
Secretariat
The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes
Great Migrations
Shake It Up
Avalon High
Tangled
TRON: Legacy
Jake and the Never Land Pirates
Wings of Life
The Suite Life Movie
Lemonade Mouth
African Cats
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure
Kickin’ It
Cars 2
Winnie the Pooh (2011)
Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension
Teen Spirit
Jessie
Brain Games
The Incredible Dr. Pol
Geek Charming
The Muppets (2011)
Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas
The 12 Dates of Christmas
Frenemies
Lab Rats
Ultimate Spider-Man
Chimpanzee
Violetta
TRON: Uprising
Let It Shine
Gravity Falls
Brave
Secrets of the King Cobra
Crash & Bernstein
Girl vs. Monster
Secrets of the Wings
Wreck-It Ralph
Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups
Winged Seduction: Birds of Paradise
The Mistle-Tones: A Musical
The Wizards Return: Alex vs. Alex
Iron Man 3
Life Below Zero
Avengers Assemble
Monsters University
Teen Beach Movie
Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.
Super Buddies
Sharks of Lost Island
Thor: The Dark World
https://gizmodo.com/you-have-no-idea-how-much-christopher-eccleston-hated-w-1823703190
Frozen
Saving Mr. Banks
Miracle Landing on the Hudson
Cloud 9
Marvel Studios: Assembling a Universe
Muppets Most Wanted
Dr. Oakley: Yukon Vet
Bears
Zapped
Girl Meets World
Guardians of the Galaxy
How to Build a Better Boy
Star Wars Rebels
Dr. K’s Exotic Animal ER
The Evermoor Chronicles
Big Hero 6
Lego Star Wars: The New Yoda Chronicles
Bad Hair Day
Monkey Kingdom
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Inside Out
Teen Beach Movie 2
Best Friends Whenever
Lego Star Wars: Droid Tales
Ant-Man
Descendants
Guardians of the Galaxy (TV Series)
PJ Masks
The Muppets (TV Series, 2016)
Invisible Sister
The Lion Guard
The Good Dinosaur
Wild Yellowstone
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
The Finest Hours
Stuck in the Middle
Lab Rats: Elite Force
Zootopia
Ice Age: The Great Eggscapade
World’s Greatest Dogs
Adventures in Babysitting
Finding Dory
Lego Star Wars: The Freemaker Adventures
Bizaardvark
The BFG
Elena of Avalor
Pete’s Dragon (2016)
Queen of Katwe
Milo Murphy’s Law
The Swap
Expedition Mars: Spirit & Opportunity
Moana
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Before the Flood
Sea of Hope: America’s Underwater Treasures
Mickey and the Roadster Racers
Atlantis Rising
Newsies: The Broadway Musical
Origins: The Journey of Humankind
Tangled: Before Ever After
Tangled: The Series
Andi Mack
Puppy Dog Pals
Born in China
Disney’s Fairy Tale Weddings
Cars 3
Earth Live
Kingdom of the Apes: Battle Lines
Descendants 2
Raven’s Home
Spider-Man (TV Series, 2017)
Diana: In Her Own Words
Breaking2
Inhumans
https://gizmodo.com/how-the-marvel-cinematic-universe-left-its-tv-side-behi-1825160402
Vampirina
Jane
Big Hero 6: The Series
Titanic: 20 Years Later With James Cameron
Secrets of Christ’s Tomb: Explorer Special
Man Among Cheetahs
Decorating Disney: Holiday Magic
Planet of the Birds
Zombies
Giants of the Deep Blue
Rocky Mountain Animal Rescue
Muppet Babies (2018)
Into the Okavango
Drain the Oceans
Legend of the Three Caballeros
Big City Greens
Bug Juice: My Adventures at Camp
Freaky Friday
Science Fair
Free Solo
Under the Sea: A Descendants Short Story
Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors
Star Wars Resistance
Coop & Cami Ask the World
Lego Star wars: All-Stars
Mars: Inside SpaceX
Mission to the Sun
The Flood
Life-Size 2
Tree Climbing Lions
Paris to Pittsburgh
Sydney to the Max
Kim Possible (2019)
Fast Layne
Into the Grand Canyon
Lost Treasures of the Maya
The Lost Tomb of Alexander the Great
Captain Marvel
https://gizmodo.com/captain-marvel-stands-tall-in-her-nostalgic-cinematic-d-1833050958
Dumbo (2019)
Hostile Planet
Amphibia
Apollo: Missions to the Moon
Gordon Ramsay: Uncharted
Kingdom of the White Wolf
Marvel’s Hero Project
One Day at Disney
Encore!
The World According to Jeff Goldblum
Noelle
High School Musical: The Musical: The Series
Lady and the Tramp (2019)
The Mandalorian
As if this wasn’t ridiculous enough, once the account was finally done tweeting—a process that took just shy of three hours—it promised more announcements about what subscribers can expect to see on the service beyond launch soon:
We 👏did 👏that. 👏 And the announcements aren't even over yet… Stay tuned for more soon!
— Disney+ (@DisneyPlus) October 14, 2019
Which makes sense, as there are definitely some notable absences from this list, including aspects of Fox’s back catalogue post-merger, several of the more recent Marvel movies, and Lucasfilm titles like Solo: A Star Wars Story and Star Wars: The Last Jedi, both of which were already confirmed as coming to the service at a later date. Or, if you have three hours and seventeen minutes to spare right now, you can watch the same list play out with some associated clips:
https://gizmodo.com/the-latest-disney-blow-to-netflix-is-a-5-subscription-1838887195
Disney+ launches in the U.S. on November 12. You could, apparently, spend the next several decades of your life watching everything on there, and that’s before they even start adding the new content we know is on the way. Which I suppose is what Bob Iger really wants, anyway?
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