Hey, It's Been One Year Since the Rapture and Nobody Is Floating Yet

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Remember the rapture? You know, that absurd concept that one day all good Christians will physically float to the clouds to meet God? Today is the first anniversary and the nutters who believe that they will physically defy gravity and fly like Superman one day—like evangelist Harold Camping' pictured—are still here, ashamed and/or puzzled.

Oh well, I guess none of the wannabe floaters was free of sin. Or God doesn't give a damn about their crazy ideas. He created gravity for a reason, right? Or something like that. In any case, laugh.