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Humiliate Your Backyard Pests With This Giant Head Squirrel Feeder

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There's no point to deliberately feeding squirrels since those suburban rats will raid bird feeders and anyplace else they can snag a meal. But if you absolutely must feed them, at least use this giant squirrel head feeder that will humiliate the bastards while they scrounge for supper.

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If there was ever a better way to spend $15 we haven't seen it, because you can string these novelty feeders up all over your backyard and turn the local squirrel population into a miniature Mardi Gras parade for your own amusement. In theory, the humiliation they experience—being mocked by chipmunks and stray cats—might mean they'll never return. But in practise, we all know these little jerks have the least self-respect in the entire animal kingdom.

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[Archie McPhee via Laughing Squid]

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orangeyouhappy
OrangeYouHappy

Am I the only one that thinks squirrels are awesome? Annoying sometimes, but awesome none the less.

When i was a kid I watched (well on and off watched) one for 3 hours figure out how to get to a bird feeder than we put an upside down circle tray on to keep squirrels away. Eventually he got the courage to run and jump off the roof and just go for it. Took the whole bird feeder down. Determination.