I wish I had a window with a perfect view of this pack planter robot. I would open it every morning to watch the machine transplant pansies while I have my breakfast—and I would probably be late to work for the rest of my life.
every time I read a hyperbolic statement by a gizmodo writer along the lines of "I can do xyz forever", " I can stare are abc for eternity", " I never want to stop doing lmnop", I want to force them to do that literal thing to keep their word.
You can't stop looking at this thing? How about gluing your eyelids open, strapping yourself in a chair, and being forced to look at this thing. Let's see how long you last.