Fry ants with ease! The iBeam magnifying watch has a flip up lens and bright LED light so the aged and infirm can read approximately one square inch of text at a time. Priced at about $100, we're not sure if this thing is available here but we'd suggest a magnifying glass and maybe a nice reading lamp rather than this kludge.
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