Amazon Dash buttons, which allow you to order items with just a push, are all about repetition. They’re great for buying stuff like detergent or toilet paper, because you’re never going to not need those things. But today, Amazon’s expanding its collection to 70+ more brands. And if you need some of these little buttons, it might be time to take a long hard look at your life.
For example, if you need a steady parade of Mucinex or Move Free Joint Health delivered to your front door, you might have a bigger problem on your hands. Add in buttons for endless Slim Jims, Red Bulls, and Doritos, and the next Dash button Amazon you’ll need to but is one that pings a neighborhood cardiologist.
And if you need the button for Trojans, well, good for you.