So you never learned how to read sheet music, and you are too lazy/occupied/generally dumb to learn? That’s alright! The Mungo Enterprises Infinite Horizon generates an original song just by hitting that big red button. Sit back and pop some ex while the built-in software mixes 5 sequencer channels into harmonious techno. For the slightly more creative, the channels can be tweaked individually through three controls: mute, new pattern, and clock shift. New pattern allows the user to generate new sounds on just one track while clock shift allows a track to be shifted by one 16th. Maybe after this, you can graduate to kazoo.
Project Page [via Music Thing]