This ET porno will ruin the very notion of sex for you forever [NSFW]
In the following (heavily edited, but still mind-blowing) clip, a female ET makes love to a cadre of high-society humans, including a fellow that looks suspiciously like Abraham Lincoln. NSFW for thrusting, puppet breasts, and horror. This video is from Pittsburgh psychedelica band Tobacco’s Fucked Up Friends DVD compilation. It’s censored footage of a real…