Are New Moon’s Naked Boy Clips The New Phoebe Cates Pool Scene?
Holy neutered vampires, the SDCC New Moon clips play out like the cover of a romance novel. There’s cheesy dialogue, boys in crazy wigs, and obscenely gratuitous ab scenes. It’s soft core porn, and the Twi-hard crowd goes wild. The best part about these clips isn’t the painted-on front of Taylor Lautner, or the oh-so-slow…