iPhone: Entering Kool-aid Central

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Picture this. We're heading in to buy our iPhones, and what do we see? A massive wall of Apple employees, clapping and cheering and offering high fives to all. It was a very surreal, and frankly scary experience. Remind us never, never to do that again, even if the Jesus Phone rises a second time.


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Walking through the clapping black-shirted Apple infantry I felt like I was in the final scene of Star Wars, receiving a medal of valor. I'm not sure what I did to deserve the praise besides sit in a beach chair for too many hours, but it was appreciated nonetheless.