Suppose you're a globe-trotting exec who's also pilfering your employee's pensions to keep your sun-tanned trophy wife in a lifestyle to which she's been accustomed. You'd probably want to be keeping your illegal wheels and deals off the office phone line. The Jablotron GDP-02 GSM desk phone would fit your needs perfectly.
The phone features a small QWERTY keyboard for SMS, measures 10x10x4 and weighs 2.2 pounds. Only available in Germany for now, so we poor Americans need to stick to cellphones of the non-desk variety for now.