If you’re envious of that Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich that fetched $1700 on eBay, imagine how much money you could make selling a few pancakes featuring the Main Man, that Holy Ghost of Nazareth, Jesus himself.
Now you can brand the face of the Lamb of God on sandwiches, pancakes, or even your ass. It’ll be almost as good as turning water into wine. Get two pans for $29.99 and spread the good news.
Product Page [Jesuspan.com, via productdose]
