Jet Engine: The Perfect Firestarter

Bored? Why not rent a jet engine on wheels for your next bonfire? It'll save you the trouble of futzing with those tedious matches, lighter fluid and kindling. Beats fireworks! [Live Leak]

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golferal
golferal - pataflaflas FTW

Reminds me of that old Eddie Murphy barbeque routine from "Delerious"-

"Get outta the way, you don't know how to start no fire! Eddie! Eddie! Go over there and get me that two gallons of gasoline. We gonna make a FIRE! You wanna eat? You wanna eat? Get that gawd damn lighter fluid outta here. We gonna make a fire!"