The same folks who realized Owen Wilson is contractually obligated to say “wow” in every film have stumbled upon something truly strange: Matthew McConaughey makes a lot of noises. Noises that are not words. Noises that do not convey almost any information other than “I am Matthew McConaughey and my mouth can make this sound.”
Here are some of the highlights, see if you can guess which of his films they’re from:
oooaaaAAAHHHHHHH
URHF UHRF UHRF
BWAAAAAOUUGH
Hawww
mmMEEEAAAAgh! mmMEEEAAAAgh!
Since you’re a true fan, I’m sure you figured it out. I won’t insult you by providing some sort of answer key.
