The Most Sexually Charged Portable DVD Player Robbery Yet
Details are scarce, but we do know this: a man and a woman broke into a Hillsboro, MO garage on Sunday to steal things. Then they got sidetracked by having sex with each other. And then it got weird. According to KDSK news, the woman decided—mid-coitus!—to spray her accomplice/lover in the face with pepper spray,…