Somali Pirates Steal Nintendo Wiis, Christmas Joy
Wii shortages at Christmas time are officially a crummy holiday tradition, like fruitcakes, gift cards for crappy stores and whiskey-soaked fake Santas. This year, though, it’s because of pirates. No really. The Suez Canal is infested with Somali pirates (who’ve already stolen 1000 Wiis), so companies are diverting shipments around the Cape of Good Hope,…
