The Onion Reviews Planet of the Apes (NSFW)
Peter Rosenthal’s here this week to review the new Planet of the Apes movie. No, not the one from 2011. No, not the one from 2001. Nope, not 1973, 1972, 1971, 1970, or 1968. No, the other one. For the rest of this week’s top comedy videos, head on over to SplitSider. Now for the…
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How Not to Die On the World’s Tallest Waterslide (By Someone Who Lived)
The world’s tallest waterslide, located in Schiltterbahn’s Kansas City waterpark, opened to the public this Thursday. I had the honor/horror of being part of that public. This is my story. If you’re not familiar with the world’s tallest waterslide by this point, here are a few fun facts about its record-breaking delights: It’s called the…
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