This week at Uncrate: We check out the 1001-hp, $1.2million Bugatti Veyron, imagine how much better our summer would be with the Confederate B91 Wraith Motorcycle, and dream of doing some crazy living room trapeze moves with the Trampoline Coffee Table. Plus, we relive the Battle of Hoth with the Boo Boo Walker T-Shirt, relive our days in the slammer with the Vans Prison Issue #23 sneakers, and add to our Beckham-wannabe status with the Umbro by Kim Jones England Coach Jacket. Finally, we consider parting with $60 for just one of the ultra-cool Vipp Towels, dig out our Dinobot figures in anticipation of the Transformers: The Movie 20th Anniversary Special Edition DVD, and order dear old Dad some Photo Golf Balls with his mug on 'em.