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Zune-Online is reporting that the pink Zune is to be introduced to polite society tomorrow. That's Friday the 13th.


Now then, this could mean three things: one, that Microsoft has a, like, hulaaaaarious sense of humor; two, it's utter bollocks and I should go back to my day job of sexing chickens; or three, that the rumors are true.

The rumors being that the pastel-colored machines are indeed made from the flesh of zombie nympho piglets. One way to check—scratch the screen and see if you draw blood. You may smell bacon as well.


Pink Zune Released on Friday the 13th [Zune-Online]

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