I wonder who Walter Mossberg had to metaphorically, orally copulate with to get this glistening, oral copulation metaphor of a piece in the latest Wired Magazine. Did you know that Mossberg once dined with Kings and Presidents, but gave it all up to review dork watches and TurboTax? Did you know that he makes half-a-million a year at the WSJ to write things like, “The initial radios are poorly designed … Navigation is a nightmare.”
Bonus Question: You are trapped on a desert island with Walt Mossberg, John C. Dvorak, and Rob Enderle. Which ear do you stab yourself in first?
Read [Wired via BoingBoing]
