We report on a Jalopnik report of a Wired.com report of a batshit insane robot garage in the wilds of New Jersey. The garage stopped working after a software license expired, turning the garage, who friends described as friendly, into a stubborn machine that showed up to work, but didn't do a damn thing for 10 days. Hundreds of cars were trapped inside by the city owned lot, making it the world's first auto museum dedicated to beat up Civics with giant spoilers.

Robot Garage Goes On Strike, Holds Cars Hostage [via Wired via Jalopnik]