Office Machine Turns Your TPS Reports Into TP For Your Bunghole

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Have you ever thought about wiping your butt with one of your boss' annoying memos? Well, now you can without fearing the dreaded anal papercut. This machine from Tokyo-based Nakabayashi can recycle your office paper waste into toilet paper right on site.

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The 1323-pound, $95,000 machine can produce around two rolls an hour from 1800 sheets of A4 paper—not particularly efficient or cost effective if you ask me. Still, I love the idea. With some fine tuning over the years, this could become a viable green option. [Mainichi via Crunchgear]

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Monty

Assuming a 40 cent per roll average for toilet paper and two rolls per hour, it would take this machine nearly 14 years to pay for itself, not including the cost of the original paper material being recycled. Still, well worth it for a machine that can take my crappy ass work and make it into something to clean my crappy ass.