Dr. Dre, what hath ye done? As if 3% of Twitter’s racks weren’t enough, tween demigod Justin Bieber can now lay claim to his own headphone line—part of the Beats by Dre series of audio gear. Totes adorbs!
https://gizmodo.com/justin-bieber-has-dedicated-servers-at-twitter-5632095
The JustBeats series (geeee-eeet it?) is available in earbud or cans form—but only in purple, Justin’s fave color! The press release for the phones, clearly written by someone with a strong sense of irony, laments that young music fans have “never been exposed to high-quality sound.” Yes, and Justin Bieber will be the solution to this social ill. We only hope they fit snugly enough for Segway getaways. [Beats by Dre via Engadget]
https://gizmodo.com/justin-biebers-failed-segway-getaway-5597849
