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Man, I think that picture is so ripe with promise that we need to just stare at it for a little while. I know Fi Fi is fine, but just imagine what would happen if they turned that thing up to eleven. Apparently, it uses infrared beams to dry dogs. All I know is that it looks like a method to nuke toy terriers.

Infrared powered pet dry room [NewLaunches]