One year ago today, the gods smiled upon us and bestowed man with the greatest, most seductive gift since Prometheus first brought fire down from Mt. Olympus. And to celebrate a full year of having a wet, naked Robert Scoble seared into our memory, we thought we'd mark the occasion with a Photoshop contest.

Thankfully, the technology evangelist and Rackspace employee chose to wear only his Glass and the sweater god gave him for the shoot, offering us a relatively blank canvas with which to work. So the rest, friends, we will leave up to you. What crazy situations and hijinks would you like to envision for our wet, steaming Scoble? The sky/your sanity's the limit.


Submissions will be graded on originality, technique, and laffs; you'll have from now until the end of the day this coming Wednesday, April 30 to submit your entry down below. We'll announce the lucky winners Thursday. And until then, may the best Scoble win.