Thanks to a string of screw-ups and bugs, an unsuspecting developer recently took possession of an estimated $300 million worth of the Ethereum cryptocurrency by accident. In an attempt to give back the money, however, the poor guy ended up locking up the funds permanently. In effect, that money is just gone.
So, this sucks for everyone. And obviously, hackers started the trouble. Parity, the cryptocurrency wallet service at the crux of this clusterfuck, was recently hacked and robbed of $32 million worth of Ether. In an attempt to patch the vulnerability and prevent hackers from stealing more, Parity accidentally introduced a new bug that affected multi-signature wallets. (These are wallets that, as the name implies, require several people to enter keys before funds get transferred.) Ether is the second largest cryptocurrency—second only to Bitcoin—so this number of wallets amounted to a very large amount of internet money.
Then things really got turned upside down. While Parity hasn’t explained exactly how, a user called “devops199” mistakenly triggered the bug and took control of all multi-sig wallets. This screenshot of someone with the devops199 handle has been circulating on social media, and if it’s the real user, they seem completely perplexed:
In the end, devops199 tried to reverse the process that was triggered by the Parity bug, but that simply destroyed all of the funds. More specifically, the bug caused a chain reaction of events that locked all multi-sig wallets in such a way that they can’t be unlocked. In a security alert, Parity confessed about the situation, “This means that currently no funds can be moved out of the multi-sig wallets.” While some report the amount locked is upwards of $300 million, others estimate that it’s as low as $154 million. Regardless, lots of money.
This all reads like a Greek tragedy of cryptocurrency carelessness, down to the pun in the name “Ether.” There might be a third act, too. As The Guardian reports, it’s possible that Ethereum users could agree on a “hard fork” by “by effectively asking 51 percent of the currency’s users to agree to pretend that it had never happened in the first place.” This worked well a couple years ago when $150 million of Ether was stolen, though there’s no guarantee it would work this time.
But that’s the crypto life, baby. One minute no money exists, and the next minute, the money’s there. Wait another minute, and it’s gone again. Why needs government backed currency when volatility is so much fun?