Reminder: Say No To Text Message Breakups (Of All Kinds)

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Quitting your job, as with breaking up, should never be done over text message. Outgoing University of Missouri men's basketball coach Frank Haith could certainly use a reminder: Haith just delivered his two weeks notice in a text message, reports Fox 4 KC.


After three seasons at Mizzou, Haith will be taking over as head coach at the University of Tulsa, where he's signed a seven year, $1.85 million contract. Money and wins (or lack thereof, considering Mizzou went 23-12 last season) aside, athletic director Mike Alden feels a little slighted:

"I don't know if it's deflating. It's disappointing because I think you enjoy working with people. I very much enjoyed working with Frank. He's a very good person. He's a good basketball coach and it was our intention to work together for quite sometime but he made a decision that he wanted to work somewhere else and I wish him the best as he goes forward to Tulsa," Alden said.

Bad on you, Frank Haith.

But more broadly, there's a lesson to be learned here for all of us. And it's one we should know by now. If you want to end something amicably, you should do it face-to-face. Grow a pair, buck up, and do it. The person you're breaking up with—be it a boss, a girlfriend, or whatever—will appreciate it. And what's more, they'll probably respect you more for it. [Fox4KC]

Original illustration by Robert Grossman



My ex dumped me over text. But then, she lived 4 hours away from me, so it would have been silly to drive 4 hours just to break up and then drive 4 hours back. On the other hand, she had been up to visit me just 3 days before, so she could have done it then....

I don't know whether to say "I get it" or "that bitch!".