Countdown is progressing for the really really fastest toilet ever:
Ten… Underseat heating – GO!
Nine… Crinoline laydee atop the looroll – GO!
Eight… Bogbrush disinfectant – GO!Bose-in-a-Ferrari at the FCC – GO!
https://gizmodo.com/bose-gives-media-center-to-fcc-in-a-ferrari-257548
Seven… Heated pedestal mat – GO!
Six… Moist toilet paper for emergencies – GO!
Five… Lightweight-but-stylish Bluetooth speaker from Veritronixs – GO!
https://gizmodo.com/veritronixs-bluetooth-speaker-high-in-style-small-in-257564
Four… Nokia N75 review and gallery – GO!
https://gizmodo.com/nokia-n75-review-and-gallery-hands-on-the-first-offici-257594
More after the jump.
Three… Emergency reading/wiping matter/message from our sponsor Apple – GO!
https://gizmodo.com/iphone-site-publishes-fourth-consecutive-irrelevant-pos-257529
Two… Collection of Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes should any missiles get, er, jammed in the chute – GO!
One… Butleur, our French Major Domo and all-round Higgins figure – GO!
https://gizmodo.com/frenchman-fotoshop-fiesta-well-i-asked-for-it-257599
And… Disinfectant thingy to hang below the rim – GO! Emergency pump should the water gravitator fail – GO! A final word from our Sponsor – GO!
https://gizmodo.com/apple-still-not-green-enough-according-to-greenpeace-w-257636
We have liftoff!
Congratulations to the team on a very successful launch into space. Let’s face it, there’s no chance we won’t beat the British at their own game. After all, we always do.
https://gizmodo.com/worlds-fastest-toilet-is-jet-propelled-not-powered-by-257692
