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Sarah Palin Action Figure Can Kick Barbie's Ass

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Jason and I have been wanting a hero action figure version of ourselves for a long time. Plus a couple of Leia in her metal bikini too, so we can play with them like Dark Helmet. And perhaps two more of potential vice president Sarah Palin as well. Unfortunately, they are too expensive, which is probably for the better, since the idea is kind of disturbing when you see Palin's legs going out her miniskirt. Update: We asked Hero Builders why o why.Gizmodo: Are you planning to release action figures of McCain, Obama, or Biden? Hero Builders: McCain is out already, and so is Obama. We also have a beach blanket Obama also. Maybe Biden. We don't know how to make really bad hair transplants that small :>))) Gizmodo: Why did you decide to do Palin? Hero Builders: BECAUSE SHE IS HOT, is there another reason? Gizmodo: Does she have a killer move? Hero Builders: I'm sure she does!

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Illustration for article titled Sarah Palin Action Figure Can Kick Barbies Ass

This is the Superhero version, with a 45 caliber arm tied to her leg.

Illustration for article titled Sarah Palin Action Figure Can Kick Barbies Ass
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And this is the executive version. Hummm... maybe this is not that sick. I don't know. After all, to quote Tom Waits in Nighthawks at the Diner, at least I don't tie up myself first. If you are into Sarah action figures, you can get her naked for $27.95-the executive-and $29.95-the Super Hero. The visits to the shrink are not included. [Hero Builders]

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That doll scares the crap out of me. Looks as if she has a holster but no gun. What message is this sending our daughters? (No young girls will buy it, just sexually frustrated 40 yr old guys named Bud.)