https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0PgF_cfrhM
Did you miss the special ABC broadcast of the Star Wars: Rebels cartoon premiere? You know, the one with the special new Darth Vader scene? If you did, no worries — here’s Vader, telling the new villain the Inquisitor to… go out and murder children.
Look, Anakin, we get it. You hate children in general and Jedi kids in specific. Yes, I know Padme totally made out with you that one time after you slaughtered all those Tusken Raider babies, but that was one time. It doesn’t excuse a sustained campaign of murdering children. Besides, she’s dead now, so ain’t no one letting you get to third base, no matter how many children you kill, okay? Weirdo.
