This might look like a yellow George Foreman Lean, Mean, Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine when closed, but the image of Homer Simpson on the front should be a dead giveaway that there's nothing fat-reducing about this contraption. Yes, it's a donut maker. Now your lack of self control can have even more destructive results, with you now able to cook half a dozen wee donuts without getting up from your desk.
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Keep it up for long enough and maybe you can get a triple bypass just like Homer! Fair warning: it will be far less funny than when he went through it.
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