It’s the Smackdown finale you’ve all been waiting for: Witches versus Vampires. Who will take the Hallowe’en Monster Icon Crown?
Yes, vampires. You knew they were coming, and here they are: Mainstream Culture’s Favorite Super Creeps. But here’s the question: Can a witch defeat a vampire? Which is quicker on the draw, the hypnotic gaze of a vamp or some kind of speedy spell to stake toothy nemeses? You’d think that years of watching Buffy would’ve given me an answer for this, but I’m turning to you for it instead. Don’t let me down, people.
For those looking for clarification: This is a hypothetical generic vampire versus an equally hypothetical generic witch we’re talking about here. Yes, Dracula would probably be able to defeat all but the most wizened witch because he’s a particularly big and bad Big Bad, but what about Joe B. Vampire? We know the general vamp characteristics, but how useful is any of that against someone who can overrule the rules of reality with enough practice and preparation?
As with all the earlier polls, this one will be open until midnight PST tonight, and the winner will be named… and, perhaps, given a particularly fitting prize… tomorrow. Vote before you head out to your Halloween party of choice.
