Smell Like No Man Has Smelled Before with Star Trek Cologne

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When we originally heard about Star Trek cologne, we were a bit skeptical that the musk would actually come to fruition. Now, it's with the greatest joy that we report "Red Shirt" Star Trek Cologne cologne is available for purchase.

Named after the brave red-shirted men to appear on one episode of Star Trek only to take a vaporizer in the chest for Captain Kirk, ThinkGeek describes the new cologne's scent as "bright, clean and direct with top notes of green mandarin, bergamot and a hint of lavender, finishing with base notes of leather and grey musk." The 100ml bottle runs $30. And we're guessing it could be somewhat effective in your dating life should you wear it in substitute of your typical Star Trek uniform. [ThinkGeek via CrunchGear]