If there's one thing wrong with your lawn, it's that it's just too classy. Since when did you get too good for tacky lawn ornaments? You think you're better than me? Screw you, buddy. You need to prove that you aren't totally pretentious by getting something like this completely horrible yet somehow amazing solar frog light. It's a frog, and it glows! Anyone who installs this thing can't take themselves too seriously. Or they take themselves seriously and have the worst taste in outdoor decorations ever, but I'll give you more credit than that. " [Product Page]
One of these? I see myself getting 400 of these. 200 for each side of my walkway, facing inward. And a motion sensor that will automatically start playing Tibetan Throat Singing recordings through my hidden, waterproof rock speakers whenever it detects someone approaching. It really raises the bar on welcoming yard displays.