After months and months of intense and rigorous research I have made a discovery. It is damn near impossible to get a key into a keyhole when sloshed into oblivion. It took a lot of work, but it is the truth—sorry, folks. This extremely cheap gadget—cheaper than what I would pay for a damn beer nowadays—will help solve that problem. This device will light up the keyhole when sound is sensed. Insert the key, walk into your bachelor pad and go to bed, alone, again. At least you won't have to sleep in the yard like I've been doing every weekend for the past couple months. The sound sensor keyhole finder will set you back $5, that's it!
ok, umm, if it's sound sensing, and it's outside, wouldn't it LIGHT UP WHEN A CAR PASSES BY???? it's batteries would be completely dead by the time you got home from your drinking binge (if you're like me and like to stay out till about 4 or 5 am) if you live in a high traffic area or a place where people like to get loud? and what of animal noises?? your next door neighbor's dog barks and it lights up!! and how long will it stay lit? even with the light, some people when they're drunk still can't get the key in the Goddamn hole! it could go out when they're fumbling with the key. ok. enough of my rant :D