No longer will you be ridiculed for being a dirty hippie carrying around a guitar and playing for spare change. No, no. The Stowaway Guitar can pack up into a classy briefcase and make you look like a dirty hippie oddly carrying around a nice briefcase. It uses a clip-joint neck connection system—whatever the hell that means—for the assembly and disassembly. All we need is some inflatable bongos and a paper harmonica for the best street jamband ever! $599.