The limited capabilities of batteries are the bane of all gadgets, but they're particularly problematic for devices designed to be implanted into humans where simply plugging in a charging cable is impractical. So MIT researchers have nearly perfected a new type of fuel cell that's powered by glucose instead.
The whole idea of a sugar-powered fuel cell actually dates back to the 1970s, but recent advancements in silicon technology have allowed the cells to be created from non-organic materials, which won't break down in the body. The cell uses a platinum catalyst, mounted on a microchip, to strip electrons from glucose harvested from the cerebrospinal fluid that surrounds the brain. The total energy yield is only about a few hundred microwatts, so it doesn't generate enough juice to power something like a pacemaker. But it's more than enough to keep neural implants running. These could potentially help people suffering from brain or spinal cord injuries regain some control of their bodies. [MIT News via Fareastgizmos]
DISCUSSION
Tie it into a capacitor. I'll eat nothing but my usual meals of Twinkies, Ho-hos, Oreos, Pixie Stix, and entire cheesecakes for a week, then become Thor, Morbidly Obese God of Thunder and strike my foes down with organically-produced thunderbolts. As long as they come near enough to be in range... it's not like I'll feel like walking.