Door Automatically Locks When It’s Time to Wank
There you are, just trying to get some alone time, watching your favorite fleshy, cinematic masterpiece, when BLAMMO! Someone walks in and catches you with your pants around your ankles and your face slobbered into slack-jawed oblivion. We’ve all been there. (Right?) One dude, however—Mike, the CEO of the Useless Duck Company, which also brought…